Leave his ass outside and put some red robes on him. Hes a Santa decoration too! (Or make him a Jack Skellington Sanfa) When the snow thats you can out a Valentines shirt on him, too! Really just the perfect all season decoration.
I also need several multipacks of creepy paper.
Garcia?
Fewer and fewer of those adorable trick or treaters every year. More and more of that cheap tacky plastic crap littering front lawns. It makes me sad for some reason…
It seems like a lot of families go to trunk or treat events instead of going all over the neighborhood. I suppose it’s easier, but it’s sad.
I think the implication is that it’s also safer, since you’re not confronting strangers on their home domain and it’s a smaller area full of witnesses lol.
Although, on the whole, I think the paranoia over trick or treating has been about as productive as the paranoia on tabletop roleplaying games.
Apples with razor blades in them and whatall.
Sometimes you get lucky!

You all should be sourcing the skeletons from sustainable local sources like the closest cemitary.
What fucking cemetery do you live near that has 12 ft skeletons buried in it?
Is that not normal?
I have no idea about freedom units 😅
Yeah, most of them only have 2 feet
Lol I grew up in a family that never had any holiday decloration. To me, those feel like luxury.
But honestly tho, I didn’t really care much about holidays, other than the fact that there’s a day off that school/work gives.
I never dressed up for halloweeen, I think it was silly, even from a young age, I never liked cosplaying, especially not cosplaying monsters. I think I only went to like idk maybe 2 trick or treat, then I just never did it again, didn’t like it.
Am I anti-social or something?
Idk wtf even is a “normal” childhood, I never had a good childhood. I just see kids having cool stuff and I never do. Ugh, capitalism…
Sometime I just watch some TV shows or Anime and see child-characters (or flashbacks of characters of their childhood) doing fun stuff and I’m like… idk… so jealous of it. I feel so… emotional about it, I just daydream, get obsessed with idea of a loving family, imagine my self as those characters having fun.
Ah I wish I can just reincarnate and do it again, hope for a better family, in a good country, I wanna experience a fun childhood.
Ah, fuck… I wanna cry
What is life?






