I knew I should’ve shown him Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer

.appx

🐓 and ⚽️ torture?

AppleTV connected via Ethernet.

You’re chasing a unicorn with your requirements.

Which movie was this again?

Slashdot. Ars. Bleeping computer. Ikeahacker.

https://www.isitdns.com/

“NO CAPES!”

– Edna Mode

Anyone got anymore pixels?

iOS has the same thing; press the lock button 5 times to disable biometrics.

You can also ask “Hey Siri, whose phone is this!”

You can also press and hold the lock and volume up buttons like you’re going to power off the phone.

Out of the three, IMHO, the five click of the lock button is the easiest.

Name three.

But they are raising their children.

Without a phone.

The algorithms have been proven to be addictive. Do you really think Facebook is your friend? You are their product, not their consumer.

If they’re not local, you can put it on a pen drive and mail it to them.

Use the official app?

Well, boomer, most people can’t afford a garage (let alone a whole house). So Harbor Frieght tools it is!