

I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.
A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.


Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.
They will fail to stop you.
There is absofukinglutely nothing stopping you from dressing like that, only yourself.


The entire game is my favourite mission for both RDR1 and RDR2.
I played it again so I could cry again.
Can I get money instead of points?


And Italians hands constantly look like claws.
Well, change that to a big dollop of 7.
A mixture of 5 and 8, with a dash of 7 on top.
Ahhh fuck, ya got me cunt, fucking spot on there with your assumption.


DUN, DUN DUN DUN!
So there’s still a chance to get to ds9, I just gotta steal Jadzias badge, She will be right, she’s resilient.
Which part of the star trek universe, because if it’s being on voyager, fuck that, but if I get to hang out on Deep Space nine, then I’m so in, instantly befriending Quark.
Cheers, I like to stare at it to see if I can hypnotise myself like the dad in Pete and Pete.
Shilkan Jolkoy
Push back? Ohhhh you mean the downvotes and shit, nah it was always a joke, I make shitty jokes, sometimes they land, sometimes it pisses off a bunch of random people online and today it pissed off a bunch of people online.
This was fun, we should do it again next year.
Oh no, a random stranger on the internet is angry with me, what ever will I do…
Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.