If I were in charge of a distro I’d push this as an update on April Fools Day

Which is part of why I’d be a bad pick for the position XD

Hello! I see you! Thanks for your posts, they always brighten my day

2. Ooh! Me! My TV has been a Linux box since 2016, and I’m NEVER going back

Counterpoint: These bastards

I’ve been trying to destroy one for 3 years and it’s the happiest plant I’ve ever raised

Ooh! Hot!

My wife does this all the time and I think it’s really cute XD

Yeah, most of them only have 2 feet