Chewing the beans, I believe.

Explanation: While use of coffee beans originated in Ethiopia, it was the Arabs of the 15th century AD who discovered that it could be brewed into a drink. While I’m not a coffee drinker myself, both an appreciation for the historical importance of the drink and the fantastic smell makes me thankful for the discovery as well! Truly the world’s first step into modernity 🙏

Facehugger from Alien

Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make

[aggressively upvotes]

The neighbor:

AI is fantastic.

It’s what it’s being used for that fucking sucks.

I love reading about shit like “LLMs help scientists develop new pattern-seeking behaviors and theories” and shit. Fucking hate when I see AI art or places trying to ‘streamline’ their processes with half-assed AI assistance.

It’s a constant fight against taking that one last step.

Dammit, that’s too fantastic to NOT be an idiom

“No, you can’t get online, your grandmother is on the phone.”

are the Finns okay

I don’t know who needs to hear this (everyone, apparently) but it isn’t a virtue to make people angry.

… okay?

You didn’t win because you pissed someone off, a child can do that.

Bruh, being amused that other people kvetch about you when you aren’t present, and thinking that you ‘won’ because you ‘made’ someone angry are two entirely different concepts.

Not as such, no, sadly, this badge refers to industrial hemp rather than recreational strains. Still, I found it funny.

Laughing about other people being preoccupied with you.

Me, not even knowing where my phone is (I am unreachable by any human power I don’t want to reach me)

“What are you up to today, my scheming eunuch?”

“Miao”

Sometimes I run across folks talking about me like I’m the boogeyman, and I find it amusing.

♪ Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning ♪

♪ Oh what a terrible sight to see ♪

♪ The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft ♪

♪ Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft ♪

Just by referencing that, you cause a thousand techbros to cry out in simultaneous simulated-them future-pain