We bought this run-down house, my boyfriend and I. While he started working on converting the kitchen into the main bedroom, I insisted on removing the old wallpaper. The previous owner papered every wall and ceiling in the house! It’s a lot of work to remove, but it feels so good to get rid of it. The best feeling is getting a long peel, like when your skin peels after a bad sunburn. I turned it into a game, on the hunt to rip the longest piece possible.
I noticed there was a person’s name and date under a corner section of paper in every room. I couldn’t help but investigate and Googled those names. What I discovered left me speechless. The names all belonged to missing people, and the dates matched the day of their disappearance! We notified the police, who sent the crime scene team. I overheard one of them say, “Yeah, it’s human.” Wait, what’s human? “Ma’am, where is all the material you removed? This isn’t wallpaper.”
Oops, already ate it. Sorry, didn’t know it was evidence.
you know, in a day and age where it’s wearisome to accuse one’s neighbours, i still find it surprisingly easy to tell my friends you’re a scoundrel.
If you have not read it, I recommend you this short comic: https://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html
Same dread feeling…
Thanks for this recommendation! You know some places where I find more of this?
This one is also very good.
Get the short stories from Stephen King, I like “Everything is eventual” particularly “The Man in the Black Suit” , I have kids now so I think about this one pretty often. Also the “1408” short story is there.
E.M. Carroll has some other comics but I haven’t read them yet.
And switching things a little bit, play “Fear amd Hunger” or watch Worm Girl narrating it. Really dread-y
That’s all I remember for now.
Two courses of action.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what’s going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there’s only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Kick out the inside Ramirez and let them fight to the death. The winner is the fake one.
Oh I’ve seen this one.
You tie them both up. Set them down on a couch next to each other. Get each of their blood into a dish. Then you take a flame thrower, heat up some metal and apply it to each dish of blood. Easy.
If theres one thing I know about aliens, its that the whole ship needs to burn in orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Kill them both. I’m actually Ramirez. The creatures don’t understand names.
Blow the inside-Ramirez out the airlock, give the outside one some company. - The good ending. :)
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Lock one in the airlock, and confine the already-in one to quarters. If Outside Ramirez is bad but can’t defeat the module’s external shielding, this isn’t a good plan. This has the downside of bringing Bad Ramirez to Earth but the upside of not forcing Either Ramirezs, good or bad, to fight for their life. Anyway, fucking love this. Thanks for reminding me of the horror of a Second Ramirez.
I vote to space them both.
One of them is already spaced, the work is already half done
This is referenced in Warframe in a couple of ways at different points in the game. For example: You have a kinda schizophrenic ship AI, and while you’re floating in space he says this sometimes:
“KNOCK KNOCK! …Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don’t think you should answer that.” (Here’s a clip: https://youtu.be/ilHi4LeKZmM)
I’ll not mention the others since I’d say they’re spoilers.
“Hey kiddo.”
Not sure who wrote this specifically but a bunch of Clickhole ‘celebrity quotes’ were written by Joe Kwaczala who is hilarious.
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Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
it’s a copypasta, idk why people are taking it serious
Oh. Well, then. I concede defeat. Sorry.
Bad day to be one of the Ramirez’s
I’d get the rest of the crew near or in the module and discuss the next course of action.
“Ramirez. Suit up. You’re gonna go out there and you’re not coming back in until there is only one of you left.”
First Ramirez to take Burger Town gets let back in
“To be honest with you Diane, I’m surprised”
“Ramirezes, quick, what’s something only we would know?” I asked sobbing, sweating, with a gun pointed at indoor Ramirez’s head.
Wasn’t this a Netflix movie
This is essentially John Carpenters “The Thing” but in space instead of Antarctica. One of my favorites.
Barry is afraid of vampires.
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Guys I think this is the fake Sakychu
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Look up, the joke is up there
I only see your comment when I look up, seems like I found the Joke already.
That you, Ramirez?
