No fossil fuels for the big cars though. Ba dum ts. (I know fossil fuels are mostly old plants etc.)

I hear if you fold it 42 times it’s thick enough to reach the moon

Really puts life on earth into perspective

Repost count is a metric of fitness

Guys I think this is the fake Sakychu

“Ramirezes, quick, what’s something only we would know?” I asked sobbing, sweating, with a gun pointed at indoor Ramirez’s head.

Nice try Colossal Biosciences

Riffing on the meme

Oops we forgot something. Sends him back.

At a reasonable time of day

I’ve noticed I’m naturally a morning person when I’m able to upkeep good work-life balance. I love waking up super early, catching the sunrise, hearing the morning birds, and having a nice, long, calm morning. When the job is too demanding and too stressful, I sleep like shit and wake up in madness, depend too much on coffee, and just feel like shit 80% of the time.

Haha sunglasses and hat or funny glasses lmao we’re so hip, human, and nonchalant

LinkedIn Park: I tried so hard… to get a job. But in the end… nobody is even hiring

Linkin Bark: I tried so hard… to let the dogs out

Brian Emo

My face when I remember the post

When I was looking for a job, I ran into a guide to make money using AI:

1. Choose a top selling book.

2. Ask Chat GPT to give a summary for each chapter.

3. Paste the summaries into Google docs.

4. Export as PDF.

5. Sell on Amazon as a digital “short version” or “study guide” for the original book.

6. Repeat with other books.

Blew my mind how much hot stinking garbage is out there.

Wat