Wasn’t this a Netflix movie

At least you aren’t a soldier ready to restart a war that’s been settled

Waffle House customers

Balatro on mobile is $10 why would you need anything else

As per my previous email

Can’t are

Every year it’s “this is the year we get rid of daylight saving time” and a week later no one cares anymore

Mayo obviously

Xitter

You don’t stack the 100 pillows you make a nest out of them.

Sins are forgivable in many religions.

John Oliver put commercials on Fox News

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

Existential dread

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.