“Shit or get out of the kitchen” is my current favorite malaphor.
"I’m not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "
“Does the pope shit in the woods?”
I’m not a native English speaker, but in my experience “I don’t have a horse in this race” seems more common.
I’m a native, and I’d agree. But it’s a funny post so, I’ll ignore that.
I don’t know. I don’t have a horse in this dogfight. Still working on his pilot’s license.
“I don’t have a horse in this dog”: incoherent, fanciful, drunk
There’s a YouTuber named Memoria Matters who has an inside joke that she’s trying to popularize the idiom “too many dogs on the dance floor”. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have any particular meaning, however. It came up quite a few times during her Alien: Isolation let’s play, however.
Dammit, that’s too fantastic to NOT be an idiom
I don’t have a don’t in this don’t.
This is the true evolution
I prefer, due to my white trash rural roots:
“That dog won’t hunt.”
“I don’t have a monkey in this circus”
are the Finns okay
did someone say synthesis?
‘Corn Maze’ by Aesop Rock
“The phone pings from a pillow fort in a corn maze. I don’t have a horse in your war games”
“I don’t have a child with this horse.”
!lemmysilver
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