• Guidy@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    We need a new Judo craze in America.

    What happens when you do Judo?

    You become confident, and typically very humble. You also get fit AF.

    What happens to guys who are confident, humble, and fit AF? They are viewed positively by women.

    It’s hard work but very fun. You do need decent health insurance though because it’s easy to get injured. The younger you are when you begin, the easier it is.

    You can do BJJ instead but that’s way more expensive and not always so humble.

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      20 days ago

      We need a new globbin craze in America!

      (I’m not saying this at all because I am the head of my local globblenoobin or because I’m a globbin enthusiast that thinks the solution to everything is everyone should be globbin like me.)

      What happens when you do globbin?

      You become confident, wise, and typically very humble. Some would say you become among the most humble people you could ever find. You also become lit AF.

      What happens to guys who are confident, wise, and lit AF? They are viewed positively by women.

      It’s very hard work but very fun. All you require is fifty thousand kopecks and a note from your local beetlebobbin. The younger you start your globbin journey the better, because it’s easier to become the head of a local globblenoobin if you start early!

      You can always do glubinobin instead, but it’ll never be as good as the most highest esteemed globbin!!!

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      20 days ago

      What happens when you do Judo?

      You get brain damage from getting kicked in the head all day and then you become more misogynistic, more violent and generally more right wing as a result. Unless you know of a way to pit these golems against incels and get rid of the problem that way I’m pretty sure we are going to need a more general and far reaching approach than Judo.