I’m never giving epic games a dime, I can assure you if that.

This is one of those things many people seem to think will be a win but will actually suck once every app is able to charge you directly.

Meanwhile gen-x: So have we. Plus growing up during the Cold War, Iran hostage crisis, and 9/11.

Yes it sucks.

Sorry I don’t buy games that sold out to Epic.

Or I do, but I wait until they’re $8 on Steam.

Fuck that guy though. Probably get someone else to be your Linux spokesman.

Yeah? Well I fucking love it on my iPhone. It’s summaries have been amazing, almost prescient. No, Siri hasn’t turned my phone into a Holodeck yet but I’m okay with that.