Thiccerella
She’s got a bustle in her hedgerow
Not sure if I should be alarmed, now.
No problem its just a spring clean for the may queen
When the wedgie’s so deep a princess has to use two hands to excavate it back out
Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
“Don’t stick your dick in that”
Cinderella all caked up
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
This guy right here officer 👆
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
Speaking from experience? 😂👍
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Drink up homie, you got this 💦
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!
for every pound of Cinderella’s cake, they added another inch to the distance between Snow White’s eyes.
yeah, i hate myself too.
Indeed
This is like when I loaded Disney plus and thought Anora was a new Disney princess.
Please, classic Foot fetish.
