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Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
What, no mustard? ☹️
4·15 days agoMy gut just wants beer right now.
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And teeth and a nose and all?
Why did you curse my imagination?
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Awesome question!
I would add a stem cell gland to help with healing injuries and stuff.
You can absolutely add wings!
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Should Super Mario Brothers 1 be considered an old game?
It depends whether you’ve ever played the game before (or, regarding your question, whether you’ve seen the movie before).
If you’ve seen the movie or played the game a half million times, then it’s not new to you.
But there’s still plenty of people out there that haven’t seen the movie or played the game you speak of, so it would absolutely be new to them…
I’m old enough to remember when computers didn’t even require a hard drive, they could just boot right into Basic from ROM.
You actually make me wonder…
This isn’t quite related to computers, but is definitely related to electronic technology.
Like, why the fuck is my watch model labeled as a Casio 3507 WS-1300H?
Like WTF? Why not give it an intuitive name, like 'Casio Watch, Tide Predictor #(year model), Grey Color"?
510·27 days agoI have a sneaky suspicion that flash drives don’t and won’t add up to freedom.
I resemble this meme.
Slightly different clothing, but still…
41·1 month agoSLPT: Frozen beer cans work better.
I don’t see how that should upset anyone. It’s meant to be a polite generic question. Even if you’ve had a bad day, you don’t have to divulge any information, just simply say ‘alright’, and they most likely won’t ask you any more.
Where I’m from, “How are you doing?” really is meant to be a polite way of engaging with a stranger at a cash register or other public customer facing job.
It’s not like they said anything offensive, they’re just trying to engage a little polite conversation. Which you are most certainly not obligated to engage in if you don’t want.
For me, I’ll usually answer with whatever generic crap is going on that day, like “Man it’s cold outside yo, can you turn the heat up out there?”
Edit: Oh, I read more after your edit, yeah that seems a bit awkward and suspicious, different situation than I posted. But I’m leaving my comment as is regardless.
Check out Ian Davis’ prosthetic hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kixS5Sy0F9s
In at least one of his videos, he demonstrates a ‘lock under load’ feature that enables him to lift fairly heavy objects.
I don’t think you’d get any magic superhuman powers, but it’s pretty badass regardless.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!