I resemble this meme.

Slightly different clothing, but still…

Too bad my company has a no weapons code

Works best if you’re with enough like minded individuals that you can all form a testudo.

(The irony of this meme is that what made the Roman military superior wasn’t as much the equipment as the group work: the meme uses a photo of somebody posing as a, judging by the uniform, member of a very specifically group highly trained in cooperative tactics - not even auxilia but actually a legionaire - to illustrate extreme individualism, hence the irony).