Who decided that only people who are up and out before 10:30 AM deserve fresh biscuits? This world is fucked.

Night owls of the world rise up! But only after midday, of course!

I call that bullshit until owls give up the monopoly on every fucking fun event/gathering you can attend. Meeting with friends? Yeah let’s do this in the fucking night!! Concert or a party? God damn midnight would be sufficient. What? You want to have a fun time at reasonable time of fucking day? Boo opressor go to hell