2meirl4meirl:

There are hundreds (likely actually thousands) of Christian denominations:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations

Gonna need a lot more arms.

Enough with the pretty words and speeches. Where’s the candidate who’s willing to just finally say what we’re all feeling: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Oh dear, here come the tankies!

“We’re greedy shits,” Trinen said. “The holes in our souls are bottomless and we hate our customers."

Ballsy move. I hope she’s okay.

Wow.

I pray it faces record-breaking piracy.

I took on a second, what have I done.

Pronounced “lattes?”

Did they not offer a deep-dish Pepperoni Lovers option?

Don’t look too much into “dolphin-safe” tuna.

With great pleasure.

No, this was a really great, thoughtful answer, thank you.

Do you guys think OP realizes?

He’s also “good at Diablo” or whatever it was. And “really smart about business.” And “really smart about rockets.” And blah blah blah. It’s all bullshit. Just listen to him. He can barely form coherent sentences.

Did anybody else ever watch Cutlery Corner with Tom O’Dell? It’d be on at like 2 AM. It’s the only QVC-style shopping channel I ever voluntarily watched. A fair bit.

Dog poop sometimes smells like BBQ. It’s a little upsetting.

Don’t worry, we don’t underestimate with you. :)

You’d better not be sending me down a labyrinthian rabbit-hole. I’m sure just one article about the Sykes-Picot Agreement can’t hurt…