- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
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- memes@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26766822
i started doing this to my new employer who pays less than half of what my previous employers did and let’s just say that i have A LOT of time on my hands now. lol
this is the way. they want to think they are making a fool out of us, we make a fool out of them right back.
I used to manage a pizza place and we paid minimum wage. When I started there I made $6 something/hour. Years later we were taking applications through an online portal and it claimed we offered competitive wages. Minimum wage was 7.25 by then and that’s what we paid.
I asked my district supervisor how he could use that language. He told me it is competitive, everywhere else also pays minimum wage.
It’s a competitive salary, because it is a salary and you have to compete with others to have it.
Hiring me has many benefits!
- does work
- shows up
- takes average amount of toilet brakes
- rarely breaks things
- fucks up only on accident
THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!
You get free coffee?
I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.
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