Truly an historic effort by OP

I’m that weird guy who prefers the cooked taste of UHT pasteurized milk.

GULF OF MEXICO

Thank you! I’ll give that a go!

My firewall is closed, nothing is forwarded. This is all on my LAN only. I just don’t want the non-https ports available at all, even on the LAN.

Nothing is accessible outside my network. The proxy is local only.

You have a slightly confusing typo in the title. I initially read it as “uninstalled” because you have “unstalled” in the title.