It sounds like this guy doesn’t have a smartphone though

ADHD

I never actually “paid” them, so they “cannot complain” when I take my money back

You forgot “lead-addled”

I wonder if it was intentional in the original…

Because they designed it not to. Printer manufacturers were way ahead of the curve on enshittification.

A:\

Guys I found the zoom zoom infiltrator

Google warning you about Mozilla is just peak fucking irony

Not a specific incident so much as a running theme in logical inconsistency… What on God’s green Earth possessed these people to think that I, the “nerd” of the family, having gone completely digital except where legally necessary since about the late 90s, would have the faintest idea how to fix a fucking printer?

Me circa 20 min after the caffeine drip runs out

Tomorrow: Trump installs loyalist with zero qualifications as head of FCC.

Tomato, tomato.

This was all it was about the whole time. The executive branch has been outright bought so Musk can avoid consequences for his businesses’ questionable-at-best ethics.

Timely!

I’m making dumb jokes, get the fuck out of here with your facts and logic

This is a perfect illustration of why we should not privatize essential services.

Jesus fucking Christ, that looks like it should be the last map in an F-Zero game

The only way out is through.

No, they just need their votes.