Boomer Humor Doomergod

Most cats are idiots most of the time. Some cats are idiots some of the time. No cat is never an idiot.

When Bob’s Burgers started airing the burger of the day was $5.95. This used to be a reasonable price for a burger.

I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants

I know, I’m disappointed that humans are humans, too.

One thing that must happen for this is the elimination of all nation-state imposed trade and labor barriers. No more immigration checks, no passports or visas: Free, global labor distribution.

If you focus the light correctly they’re not bad.

The problem is folks put new LED bulbs in old fixtures designed for non-led bulbs. These scatter light everywhere and annoy people. Plus they have to be even brighter because the light isn’t focused where it needs to go.

Nah, the rocks are fine. It’s putting seeds in the ground that’s the problem. That’s how the seeds get you to do their bidding.

I feel barely human most days, because we are all collectively heinous, so I must have missed that.

Agriculture was a mistake.

Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak

It’s so American to be ashamed of the world laughing at us, and not at all the heinous shit we’ve done.

Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!

I played Drug Wars on my TI-89 almost 25 years ago which sounds like the same game but with better graphics.

Pirate ships were anarchist combat collectives. They’d probably work like that.

Functional, yes. But rarely are these sorts of things efficient. They’re covered in decades of cruft and workarounds.

Which just makes them that much harder to port to a different language. Especially by some 19 year old who goes by “Big Balls”

I’m all for some barbecue

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

Solution: Create an open source foundation, cram the board with Google employees

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.

Also: Pictures of my magnetic grocery list.

So my plan of “if only people would go away” is a no-go?