Hold on iron-tight to every grudge.

That’s why you outfit your ship with mass drivers.

Any parasites roaming around on your paradise? A couple hundred rocks at 2% light speed will clear that up.

Hot Female Yetis.

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

Neither.

Brain bleaching?

Can I borrow two dollars?

“Surely the lead on a failed pie-in-the-sky project will be able to turn around this entirely separate and currently failing pie-in-the-sky project!”

Tau day is still better.

Don’t forget to terrorize the party by bringing up a traumatizing memory from the host’s past.

Still the best Dune.

In my head, I’m Mel Torme.

To everyone else, I’m Eddie Deezen.

Poor ELIZA, she’s going to have to start hitting the corner’s again.

Manic 8-ball as veep pick.

Devs was a fun show.

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)

Could have picked a better father…

There is some really great writing in all parts of the emotional spectrum in Enshrouded. I hope they keep it up.