My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it’s wrong and im late for my own funeral

Jesus is ALWAYS watching. He a perv tho

Would smash

Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again

If ww3 breaks out I’m fleeing from the us to Canada to fight for them. At least I’ll die with dignity

I miss drugs. I’ve grown up and lost contact with all connections. Oh to be young again and 1 text away from an 8 ball and a rather frisky young lady, that wants to do lines and rp kimky sex shit all night. It’s not fair that you have to grow up

It’s to hear better

Doubt. If anyone is gonna profit off of his half baked idea then it’ll be him, no one else

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Tons of people here are going to say yes and that your dad is a pos. This is a question with life long implications, that you’re asking strangers. Do you want validation for cutting your dad out of your life? Cause that’s all youll get here. Only you know the answer to this question

You want children to vote?? Children will vote for whomever their parents vote for.

Jfc were beyond repair

Have you tried actual otc hemorrhoid cream?

Folks need to know what type of emergency they’re preparing for

Top gear humor. I’ll never understand why such a chode has such a massive following. Not funny, boring and all around lame show

In an apocalyptic event that syrup could be a much needed boost to kill that last zombie or whatever

That’s one photogenic kitty. I’m dying inside to pet

Idk what to tell you. Are you following rules 1 and 2 of online dating cause while I haven’t settled down with a woman yet, I’ve met multiple gfs through tinder and bumble. Some lasted years

First time I saw him in something was the 93 classic “airborne”. It’s about a cali surfer kid that moves to the Midwest. Jack black plays one of the high-school bullies that picks on the new surfer kid. It’s a 90s gem

Lil man chuffed asf