It’s clear none of you all have dealt with horses IRL.
If you shake a plastic bag at a car, it doesn’t spook and run over 4 kids and then crash into a wall. A car doesn’t randomly decide to eject you into the street. A car doesn’t stop to poop. I love horses, but c’mon.
A car doesn’t stop to poop
Because a car doesn’t have a sphincter, so they just fart and dribble a little, all of the time.
Horses don’t always stop to poop to be fair, sometimes they just poop while walking.
Yeah, but that’s just rude to not let them stop. It’s more comfortable for them if the rider leans forward in the saddle (so I was taught growing up)
That’s just squatting in solidarity.
(disclaimer: I don’t know what I’m talking about)
I’ve never dealt with horses but i don’t know why people to expect horses to be like this when you realise that any animal is not going to act the same even within the same species
Horses are animals
A car doesn’t stop to poop.
This gave me weird mental imagery.
And it’s probably a fetish on the Internet somewhere.
I thought that was only the dragons fucking cars thing.
git gud
I don’t shoot my car when it gets a flat.
Had an old Malibu that would do that sometimes. Ecu was bad
Context?
Fine meme.
How this meme would look like in the world of umamusume? (Real horses don’t exist, only the horse girls)
