“They’re not better than me, it’s always hackers when I drop rank I swear!”
And other jokes we tell ourselves
Tbf I stopped playing BO:2 because of the full auto headseeking ballistic knives that went through walls in my Sticks and Stones matches.
*Inside windowless room alone*
*Ball knife to the head from nowhere*
“What the fuck?”
*Killcam.mp4*
*Guy is outside halfway across the map*
*Checks board, he’s at 94k and 0d, everyone else at 0k and a bunch of deaths*
“Well, it was fun while it lasted.”
I hate it especially when it happens on my offline single player game, that’s definitely why I’m getting my ass handed to me by these 4 heavily armed bandits.
then it comes down to a framerate drop and bullshit (and if you’re playing a non-you character, you can also blame them personally eg. “Link what the fuck are you doing?”)
I can never blame Henry, he has been though a lot with me controlling his life.
But where is “Damn, I just suck at this game?” You know how some people are utterly amazing at games? That’s not me. At all.
I used to be good at games.
And then I got older, and now I have a job, and a family, and don’t take Ritalin recreationally.
I can’t keep up with the teenagers who spend 6 hours after school everyday playing, and that’s okay. I just play games that cater more to my time.
Last time I played call of duty I just alt-F4d and refunded after some guy kept zooming around the map and mowing me down with some busted SMG. Those games just aren’t for me anymore.
I always make sure to blame my team mates
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I’ve tried using the discord on three different occasions, it never panned out. I’ve honestly had better luck just adding randos after having a really solid game and noticing they know how to play the role and character they choose.
