It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.

They probably had some office assistant order a pallet of bolts from Home Depot.

This is the company that glued the accelerator pedal on, you think they know what grade of bolt they need?

That is also what this article says.

Although a single bolt is going to need to be quite strong to hold down a long piece of steel exposed to high speed wind regularly.

I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

I was in a parking spot too.

It can also end it if you eat it while taking critical medication.

I like it.

I also liked new Coke, so maybe I’m just a fiend for synthetics

I only use synthetic when I change oil in our cars.

Lasts longer than the old school stuff, has better additives to keep engines running longer, idk why you would stick with natural oils unless your engine is quite old.

Less oil changes also means cheaper maintenance overall and less impact on the environment from used oil.

Well Bezos probably has like 20 toilets in each of his mansions, so he’s just skewing the averages.

Bought replacement float and toilet seat last week to fix my aunts toilet.

Amazon now thinks I’m a toilet repair technician or some shit. I see nothing but different kinds of floats, stoppers, tank gaskets, seats, bidets, anything that can go in or on a toilet, Amazon thinks I need.

I’ve never been ad bombarded this hard before, and it’s about toilet parts.

I flipped a quarter and the quarter says it’s real.

I used to be good at games.

And then I got older, and now I have a job, and a family, and don’t take Ritalin recreationally.

I can’t keep up with the teenagers who spend 6 hours after school everyday playing, and that’s okay. I just play games that cater more to my time.

Last time I played call of duty I just alt-F4d and refunded after some guy kept zooming around the map and mowing me down with some busted SMG. Those games just aren’t for me anymore.

The world you knew ground to a halt.

I was working in healthcare at the time. I was doing 60 hours a week, home, work, home, work, home, work. Nonstop.

The world did not stop because you couldn’t go into an office to sit and work.