Like, do I bring spare clothing or do I take transit home as is and just explain to everyone that the blood and semen I am covered in is fake and then simply answer any follow up questions the police they call have for me?
Wear an all white shirt or buy a new white GWAR shirt and wear that.
People will let you go in front of them because they’ll know/assume it’s your first GWAR experience.
Its generally a great community to newcomers. Or at least it was in the days of Brockie. RIP. I haven’t been to more than a couple shows since his death so I’m a bit OOTL.
You’re supposed to get your white gwar shirt covered in GWAR excrement (they spray/douse the crowd with fake blood, piss, shit, cum, etc, regularly. So be aware of that too.)
The idea is veteran GWAR goers wear their never-washed very colorful GWAR shirts as a sign of being part of the crowd, saying it’s not your first time, etc.
Maybe I will just buy a shirt. If it does stain, I might put it on display.
“In this room, I keep my white t-shirt soaked in blood, cum, and feces. And over here is the veranda”.
I wonder if there ever were fake fans coming with tees covered in real piss\shit\cum\blood.
Well, a big part of the show is getting people in the front all wet and sticky. Making a real mess!!!
This is done by hitting watermellons with giant mallots, and spraying everyone with the chaos!
…wait. I’m thinking of Gallagher. They should tour together.
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I like the music, but I have terrible taste. Beyond Hell is still in frequent rotation for me.
What have I done?
GWAR?
My phone autocorrected it to all caps so I know I have stumbled on to a big deal.
gwar?
Pretty sure it is GWAR and then I should probably put an exclamation point after it.
Eh, I went to dinner after a show at a local spot and they were completely unphased. The fake blood wasn’t sticky, it just stains everything. Bring an extra shirt if you’re really concerned, and/or a towel for your car seat if you drive.
Definitely dress down lol. And make sure you have fun in all that noise and muck!
Edit: just read the body. If anyone asks, just tell them you’re not one to spill a secret and give em a lil wink ;)
I am looking forward to the muck. None of this is even confirmed but I am excited and comforted by the thoughts of being soaked in blood and semen and feces.
One time at a GWAR show I got sprayed right in the face with a stream of fake blood and it dyed my contacts red for a day or so.
My weekend is not officially over but it functionally is. I have been talking with interesting people for a bit.
