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Or daily scrum. But to be fair they did originate standup meetings.
It was a Pyramid scheme!
Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.
This is why we shouldn’t overly glamorize the past.
According to our internal call and subsequent meetings, we need to leverage the most recent rock technology in order to raise the level of productivity and the scalability of our pyramid business.
#productivity #teambuilding #notapyramidscheme
Signed: CEO of Egypt. Inc of pharaoh enterprises.
Yeah they used slavery instead
I hope you’re not taking info from christian piblications. These were professionals who lived in a dedicated settlement.
The professionals did the building. The slaves did the brick-making for the building, and probably a lot of other low skill things too.
If we’re talking about the pyramids the amount of quality building material in there was not sourced from slavery. Egyptian used slavery in farming and in army and logistic matters, but these heavenly buildings were all pretty important. What we do know is that salvery was also an outcome of tye conquest of other areas and cultures, so they forced them into what was considered egyptian culture at the time. And it’s a damn long time span of many hundreds of years. We have so much documentation from the egpyptian kingdom. There are things that are more mysterious than the pyramids to me, temples and little oddities like the Osireion.
🎶 Slaves built the pyramids! Slaves! Built the Parthenon! Slaves! Built America! Slaves! This is your song 🎶
They had slaves. A lot of slaves.
The hell of one idea that just won’t die. It was created out of thin air by sheer force of racist speculation, and known to be wrong for close to a century. Yet people still keep repeating it.
Just throw human death and suffering at them until they’re finished!
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Maybe they organised a pizza lunch for the survivors
(Limit 1 per person)
Here come the slave and alien comments
Oh I was thinking underground mole people and wizards but I like your idea better
Lots and lots of beer
The had whips, massive, massive whips.
Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite
They probably just scrum pokered really well
They had their own workflow optimization which was do it or die. That can motivate some people.
Are we just gonna forget about the aliens who build pyramids from the tip down with their alien laser, guise? You’re erasing our history and heritage!!1!
