• fonix232@fedia.io
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    19 hours ago

    It will be a very interesting period when he dies, but for 4-5 days nobody dares to remove his body from the White House, thereby leaving his rotting corpse in office.

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      3 hours ago

      I predict a whole “Weekend at Bernie’s” DeathGate scandal where a whole bunch of executive actions and auto-pen shenanigans happen posthumously under his name, even though Vance is right there. Why? Because it’s exactly the same kind of greedy and stupid this administration has demonstrated so far.

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      4 hours ago

      It’s the white house. You think they don’t have a fridge/freezer capable of holding a body somewhere in there?

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        2 hours ago

        I know they do. I doubt however that there’s anybody who’d dare touch, let alone be able to lift, Donnie’s “235lbs” body.

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        2 hours ago

        Fun fact: embalming fluids are usually flammable.

        Do with this information what you wish.