“Our insurance does not cover acts of Superman.”
Switch to Luthor Insurance. We cover acts of Superman, alien invasion, cataclysm, even Darkseid.
By signing this waiver, the insured party (hereafter referred to as “the unfortunate soul”) acknowledges that Luthor Insurance assumes no responsibility for any claims, damages, disasters, acts of villainy, or mysterious disappearances.
Terms & Conditions:
- Luthor Insurance reserves the right to deny all claims on the grounds of “bad luck.”
- Any attempt to file a claim may result in an additional “Inconvenience Fee.”
- Coverage excludes fire, floods, theft, accidents, misfortune, betrayal, and all incidents involving curses, hexes, or ominous coincidences.
- Luthor Insurance retains the right to unilaterally change policy terms, preferably when it is least convenient for the insured.
- Any disputes must be settled in the Luthor Insurance Court of Unfair Appeals, where rulings are final and always favor Luthor Insurance.
By signing below, the unfortunate soul agrees to these terms in perpetuity and waives all rights to fairness, justice, or reasonable compensation.
Signature: _______________
Date: _______________
“Thor destroyed my car!”
“Sorry sir, act of god”
I mean, depending on how much the value of the car has changed, you might get lucky. My last car got totaled by severe hail, I’d only paid maybe 30% of it off by that point, but it turned out the value of my vehicle went mostly unchanged, possibly even raised slightly, and insurance paid out the full value of the car. I actually came out ahead a couple thousand dollars, which I was able to then use for a down payment on my current car.
Insurance would totally try to claim Act of God on that one.
In a world with superheroes there would totally be superhero insurance
If Supes is doing it to stop some dickwad from destroying the Earth, enslaving humanity, or erasing the concept of pizzas, I’ll be yelling at him to do it again. Fuck the car, I can walk!
Please, not in this timeline. Its homelander pumelling a camera crew that filmed him killing a bus full of kids with cancer.
That’s why you get the gap insurance.
So… In that movie, I guess Superman appears without uan? Well, makes sense, why would he need chinese currency.
