Thing is, I know I am a Mid player of any competitive game I actually get into. COD/Halo I was always middle of the board, a relatively 1-1 k/d ratio so nothing great but not dragging my team down, so I knew when someone was just better than me or when BS was going on, and I definitely knew when my team fucking sucked. If I was at the top of the board for my team, my team was ASS, I am not good enough to be up that high with a competent team.

Now, I just don’t play PVP stuff, only PVE, but my teams still fucking suck. I hate carrying a team who can’t do their jobs.

Pretty sure it should say “Every time one of my citizens dies of starvation, I do one push-up”

Nah, that’s when you go “OK, why don’t we combine your name so it’s easier, so we’ll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?”

They also get really mad if you tell them Soccer is a British word for Association Football. It’s like they hate their own slang but don’t want to admit that their slang is stupid.

Nintendo just greedy, always have been, always will be. Don’t buy their trash, just emulate it.

I previously worked a service desk job, taking calls and such, and I worked the late shift so I was there til midnight. As a result, about half my shift was spent fucking around, and often that involved finding memes on various sites, and sometimes I thought they were good enough to share, so I would send my coworkers who worked the early shift memes so they would see it first thing in the morning when they came in to work.

One day, one of them came up to me and told me “You are a source of joy here.” I was confused, so he explained that ever since I started doing that, every morning when people filed in at 6am, tired, clutching their coffee and not wanting to talk to anyone, they would then go to their desks, log in, and within minutes the room was full of adult men giggling like children, then scurrying around to the desks of other coworkers to see what they got. (Everyone got a different meme.) I started having more coworkers ask me to send them memes, as it really seemed to make an impact on their day. They were very sad to see me go when I finally left that job.

I been playing SWAT4 Gold recently, looks terrible but its pretty darn fun.

“60% of the time I’m right 100% of the time.”

I went for a major that I thought sounded interesting but wasn’t really passionate about, and I figured would have good job options. Then I graduated… during the height of covid.