“Hey we said ‘rapidly’, nobody said anything about it still working when we’re done”
Fast, cheap, good. They’re going for 1 out of 3.
Hahaha, good point. On the other hand, “cheap” depends on the perspective. From Musk’s it’s an incredibly cheap way to get a big payoff…huge ROI!
He’s going about it all wrong. Make the new system run parallel to the old system, THEN take the old system down. This is being done wrong on purpose.
Well, there goes disability for me, my full time care twin, and my siezure prone full time care sister…
They’ll turn off benefits to people with opinions
This schedule is ludicrous even if they cut all the Agile meetings in half and skip Sprint Grooming altogether.
I would bet that there will be an “accidental” bug in the code that deletes every single Social Security account.
“Woops! Well, just reapply via this new DOGE chatbot! It rejects applications with a 100% success rate!”
Only those that criticize the government, somehow. “Oops, because of some complicated algorithm, it only affected people who posted the word ‘orange’ on social media recently.”
We’ll just put it all in one giant table. Think of the space savings!
Let’s hope he makes a backup first
