My apologies for not marking this nsfw last time, I was in a rush because my break was almost over.
If you’re a man, get a vasectomy. They’re super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.
Mine was done in my doctor’s office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!
Highly recommended.
It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won’t be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they’re generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse
Also they can become permanent if not reversed within a few years
Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free
Plus you get your wizard powers after 30
Real men do their own vasectomy.
I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.
Balling on a budget
Ballingon a budgetEdit: Unballing on a budget
So have cream pies and punch any child that trys to take it from you. They are small, I don’t see the problem.