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Wow look at Mr FancyPants over there, your server has a screen, I just got something (RPi) the size of a matchbox! /s
I’d then buy bacon to eat the Brussels sprout, they aren’t actually that bad, just stinky to boil.
If I were the dad I’d get tricked once… then keep the evil one and use it as weight comparison point for all others. I don’t need to unwrap any. The light ones, if there are any, are the good ones. I’d do that while looking in her eyes grinning knowing how long this little ordeal took for her to make.
My notes on it https://fabien.benetou.fr/ReadingNotes/AmusingOurselvesToDeath
But yes, stop scrolling, read it.