teft

You had a direwolf and named it khaleesi instead of Arya…?

Did they name their pet bearded dragon Rickon?

I prefer red bull. Drinking isn’t conducive to all night gaming.

7 o’clock is my spirit animal

Here in colombia pretty much all stores allow pets. I’ve never seen someone’s leg humped though. The worst i’ve seen peoples dogs act is barking at each other.

Oh look, another rude jackass for the block list.

Or just use reader mode on firefox which does the same thing without an extra service

Strawberries too. If you don’t plant them in containers you’re gonna have a bad time.

Loneliness. Sometimes people just want to talk to other people and they’ll take it in any form which opens them up to being vulnerable to scams.

Nah, i use whichever i feel like in the moment. Sometimes a double vowel sound sounds better.

Quiksilver cradles peoples heads when he grabs them and runs them somewhere so why wouldn’t Superman do the same?

“Ea-nasir, you dog. Once again I’m writing to complain about your gods forsaken copper…”

It’s literally a plot point in Elysium.

If I were not teft, I would be Diogenes.

That doctor:

Looks like Johnny Lee Miller circa Hackers.

People still use AOL internet. I expect Reddit and twitter to die sometime in the 2050s.