More to the original point, you don’t need a bunch of scientists with lab coats and clipboards to tell you teenagers don’t sleep well on an early schedule, you could just ask one. Not to mention the homework load etc…

Or you could fire your boss and form a worker cooperative run on consensus based decision making. Worker cooperatives succeed more than “traditional” businesses and have higher pay for their workers^[1], despite being at a systemic disadvantage for seed capital. You don’t need an ai to boss you around, you and your coworkers can make collective decisions without any boss to speak of.