Lucky Cream and Goldstar (the L and G in LG) would be ashamed of this.

not sure if you’re living on earth, but there’s a ridiculous crunch on housing availability.

Not sure that’s OP’s motivation but yeah.

Probably more likely to die from beastiality rape.

I was thinking cruise ship waste but uh… yeah… that’ll probably fuck up a penguin

so it’ll be herpes that kills off the last few penguins? didn’t have that on my bingo card…

stop buying the stinky broccoli.

when they elevate him to pope they get renamed, his should be like “tasty the 1st”

everyone I know is mad. disgusted. ashamed of our country and it’s election systems that allow this incompetent clown show to destroy our democracy.

meanwhile joe joe could have had the cia murder trump et al, and probably gotten away with it considering the supreme court’s bullshit.

strange thing to wish had happened.

On the one hand, glad to see MS get out of this, I don’t think the tech is nearly mature enough to work on the battlefield especially on the software side. I’ve worn the v1 IVAS and developed on hololens, there are definite use cases but - full battle rattle? no. For critical applications something like this must be combat hard and it’s nowhere near ready.

eh that said anduril is fucking evil tho…

3x the planets. turns out you don’t need to completely vaporize a planet to render it completely fucked and uninhabitable.

imagine asking the women you work with, and your colleague’s spouses and daughters:

“Hey, let’s uproot everything and move to uterightsbannedistan, er, Texas, where a pregnancy complication could easily kill any of you, but the corporation will save LOADS!”

fucking chodes

“My husband Paul is so romantic, he came home on valentines, slapped the phone out of my hand, whisked me away to the coast for a week and then we both agreed to take a social media break for a few more weeks. And sometimes when we’re walking by the shops he just gets so kissy and grabby, he can’t keep his hands off me turning my head away from looking at signs to smooch and tell me how much he loves me and to never, ever speak to any other women because they’d obviously be so jealous.”