I’m shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

full fash

You mean, they told people they couldn’t spread a dangerous virus to others? How very “fash.”

Fuck that bullshit.

Yeah… The moment they do that is the moment I turn off and disconnect every smart speaker I own, take them to the electronics recycling place, and start building out an open-source smart home setup.

I use commercial smart speakers because they’re easy and cheap. The moment they stop being one or the other is the moment they stop being in my home.