i love burrito bowls but bo burnham lyrics are even better

like i’m ok with small mistakes/if you’ve got no more chicken i’ll take pork/but i’ll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork

if you go around showing it to girls expecting a date you’ll be disappointed.

i think filtering out the kinds of people who would be offended/icked by this (e.g. on a dating site profile) is probably a benefit. i can’t fuck someone i can’t laugh with.

this isn’t a meme, this is slop