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You’re telling me that the US Government, Northrop Grunman, the us armed forces, the UN, and all the equivalents in Russia are conspiring to fake nuclear weapons despite live testing them over 2000 times over 70 years and that North Korea had a credible test in 2017, we just gave up in the mid 90s and were like “nah I’m bored now”?

nukes probably aren’t real

extreme doubt, my dude

I have a Tile on my keys, it’s good for finding my keys. I could live without it

when I dress for myself it’s usually in funky, slightly silly clothing

when I dress for others it’s as low-effort business casual for a zoom meeting square as possible

just put through 365 days of unlimited PTO and watch them change the system

their reply: “oh so just normal male bonding, then?”