If I was a sociopathic ceo I would release an update for the Switch 1 that bricks it.

She knew what her husband was up to.

My sole motivation for ever buying a Nintendo product would be for Pokémon.

Hey guys… remember Newgrounds? Heh… Remember Spoony? Hehe…

If you watch the trailer it’s kinda clear it was not meant for kids. Watched it in 4th grade, loved it.

I mean something free

A real alternative to YouTube would be so good right now.

There are no ways of ensuring that. Wanting this is suicide for anyone but authoritarians.

Yeah, because this wont be used to hurt dissidence. Laws like this are meant to aid authoritarians.