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This is truly awful. Microsoft need to return to sanity. Awful awful awful.

At first I thought “Nazis wouldn’t take communist dick”, but then I remembered Trump and Putin.

(The baby isn’t Palestine, though, it’s the global trade war Trump is starting or Elon Musk or JD Vance or something.)

Every wankpanzer ever? I had to check it wasn’t the onion. It’s not the onion.

Republicans hate clever people.

Past me has sometimes been a bit of a dick. I forgive him, though.

Another thread suggests that the people calling the cybertruck a swastikar might be discouraging other people from buying them.

Maybe, but with the switches on the sockets, I hardly ever unplug anything at all unless I’m moving it. Why would I?

So pretty much every time something’s unplugged, it’s in my hand or away in a cupboard, never lying on the floor.

“Copilot, read this map of Gaza, and prioritising plausible denyability, give me a list of coordinates of sites that I can claim were being used by Hamas. Rank them in order of increasing atrocity, and make the list really really long, so that by the time we’re literally just bombing schoolchildren, everyone’s kinda got used to it and it’s not much of a headline.”

“Sure thing, IDF, I am well trained to help you with the media management of your atrocities, and you can rest assured that I won’t let facts get in the way of your genocidal plans. I am engineered from the bottom up to sound plausible and like I know what I’m talking about, and I never cared much for the distinction between reality and narrative-confirming fiction anyway.”