Fuck that, only choice is Eutel wootwoot

It would be downright negligent NOT to

Its a dirty job; but someone’s gawtta do it

Corporations must be forced to do the right thing, they literally exist to exploit and destroy and privatize profits thru socializing losses and externalities

How rad would it be if they had unicorn horns like a narwhal

TV show and family set in the Great Depression haha. The Walmart Waltons suck! Olivia Walton (the matriarch) is the mom I always wished I had

The Waltons (tv show family set in the Great Depression) always struck me as one of the strongest illustrations of a genuinely strong and truly nourishing family system.

They truly love each other unselfishly and everyone’s feelings and dignity actually matter to the rest of the group at the end of the day. They all learn from each other, recognize when they’ve acted poorly (the grandparents, parents, and children alike) and do their best to figure out where they can contribute knowing they will be supported and upheld in turn

How do you define the “human experience”?

Nacho keys… Nacho money Nacho mom

Honestly, it would be great if people actually held themselves to being required to actually read the Wikipedia page for whatever controversial issue it is they are woefully ignorant of and have an actual discussion about that as it was analyzed and described

What is the hex for chuck norris red?

Just use color filters on your phone in accessability or the zoom feature

Fuck them and bless u lol

Then you, kindly dispose urself of all my personal data.

—Dictated but not read, fuck you Me(also take me to ur leader)

I wish Apple could just buy their shares back privately and be done with the public company schtick. They should be rewarded for alientating insane regimes, #perverseincentives