For years, scientists have long wondered, can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”, and the answer is yes, you can, so long as it is preceded by seven “What’s New Pussycat”'s.

I’m not sure whether I’m more impressed or disturbed by the amount of thought you’ve given this

Must your climax be fueled by our frustrations?

Maybe that’s exactly what gets him off.