Telex

Yes, for some values of dumb. New ones? I don’t know. But many older ones have no connectivity at least.

https://librervac.org/Supported_Devices might be a good start (and maybe even end).

And whatever falls from the ceiling if the building gets shaken a bit.

Not Safe For Work.

“If this was on your screen at an office when HR walked by, would there be words?”

Everything generally is.

Better late than never.

Never has been.

Yes, that is objectively a lot of free space.

Of course there are some uses where it won’t last long but they’re very exceptional as filesystems go.

Brave is a series scam company.