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Pubs aren’t restaurants. If your pub has menus on the table after 7pm it’s not a pub. It might be a bar, depends how much they’re persuading people a pint of shite lager should cost.

In a similar vein, the opening credits to Animals of Farthing Wood will stick with me forever.

They’re not necessarily seeds from other places. Could be from 500 meters away. But it’ll speed things up a bit, maybe stop some soil erosion from happening by skipping a season or two of barren land.

Schedule, I have to say the correct pronunciation every time I hear it said differently.

We’ve got a bunch of plant food sachets in the junk drawer.