Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

Yes, actually two folks figured it out over 100 years ago and wrote several books on exactly how to exit the spiral, including predicting exactly this spiral you describe to the letter.

Then y’all called us tankies and told us to fuck off, so nah. You deserve Trump and the collapse of America.

Name better fast food at a comparative price.

If you encounter the police, they can kill your girlfriend and earn a 6 month paid vacation.

This is not a joke. Act accordingly.