Add some more zero’s EU.

Good on you EU! I think a majority of the world would like to see Big Tech brought down a couple hundred pegs.

Exactly. The only excuse now is Musk himself.

I’ve already got a nice hole dug in the backyard for the family to roll me into.

In 2021, according to internet, they paid $26.3 billion to be the default search engine on phones and browsers.

So assuming those are not long term deals they are probably over $30 billion now.

What if they add virtual slapping with a trout?

Does this mean VW’s won’t 15" touchscreen monitors plastered to the dashboard anymore? Or are they keeping that and just putting buttons under it?

There is no way Tesla offloaded 8600 swasticars in three fucking days. I bet this is hung on some no name middle manager

Fine. I’ll only take $4m and I’ll give you $1m. So greedy.

Tell him I’ll sell mine $3m.

They need an award for getting that done.

With the Supreme Court giving presidents immunity for “official actions” if you became president nothings really stopping you from just executing people you don’t like. Installing someone like Musky? Sure, why the fuck not.

Oh goody! More nameless knockoff garbage at the top of my searches but now less relevant. Can’t wait.

Is there an eject button on this hell ride?

Why is a site called “www.realtorbuzz.com” posting cellphone reviews? Shouldn’t a site with that name talking about, I don’t know, real estate? How to be a good Realtor? Something other than the latest cellphone?

Fuck you! Pay me for my data asshole!

Based on your question I thought you were referencing subs like confessions, AITAH etc. Not pics of dumb animals or kids.

Correct me if I am wrong but most of those “personal stories” are pure fiction right?

I think the problem is the use of the term AI. Regular Joe Schmo hears/sees AI and thinks Data from ST:NG or Cylons from Battlestar Galactica and not glorified search engine chatbots. But AI sounds cooler than LLM so they use AI.

Known liar founding lying. More obvious observations at 5!