Burning a tank of gas to thank the hallucinating plagiarism machine

February 1st

Why is the glass speaking? Is this AI slop

The Robinson Crusoe author?

Tim Curry.

And before you tell me he was in some notoriously shit movies, no they weren’t, Tim Curry was in those movies, so they’re great movies.

nvm

Yeltsin watching Gorbachev get all the blame

Did both of them appear in Pizza Hut commercials?

I’ll admit this presidency is going way better than I expected in the destroying the US Empire front. And I had some pretty high hopes.

Did Sam Altman make this

Meme of Giancarlo Esposito / Gus adjusting his tie with the caption “You won’t buy Assassin’s Creed Shadows because you’re racist, I won’t buy it because Ubisoft games are shit. We’re not the same”

What if I want a lawn full of mint

US people should get ready to be denied even more healthcare

My favorite genre of comment section is when every other post is talking about how someone/thing the poster doesn’t like does something they think is good but they gotta reassure everyone that it’ll still be bad.

Yeah, he saved the kitten from the tree, But at what cost? 😔

Britain

Lucky. Roosters have always been dicks (cocks, haha) to me. Chickens are sweethearts though

Of course it’ll be nominated, nothing makes these people feel better than pretending they’re supporting “the issues”. It’ll lose Best Documentary to one about how Thatcher had a puppy she didn’t strangle or something

Cool and the Gang. It’s just not the same

Also Corn.

Getting real tired of these fake ass baby oils

Of course, sir. Your 45 thousand will be deposited after we take the service fee