SantasMagicalComfort

I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

My cats would sell me out for three treats.

I swear I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter in the Dec 1 outfit.

Throw a fish in there too.

Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

I noticed a drop in scam emails.

I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

Sharing is caring.

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

Is that Gabe?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

You think they’re going to last a century?

Should be the decade of humiliation.

Lucky, I have to yell at them from a hundred and one feet so I don’t violate my restraining order.

Their hardware would be too expensive without this subsidizing it.

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.