So what im hearing is never buy an LG TV. Got it.

You think so huh? ~pulls on frock coat~

Is that right? ~puts on tricorn hat~

I don’t think Ralph agrees. ~“You’re goddamn right I don’t! - Ralph the Parrot”~

There’s an HFY story where the guy in the slow ship became a tourist attraction for the advanced humans that beat him to his destination.

His bank account had grown to billions and they offered him billions more to keep it going.

Boo.

I want an N64 controller for my PS5.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (techno beat drops)

My dad used to cook it when I was a kid. Tastes like butterbeans.

No. As the populace wouldn’t support it otherwise.

It’s not a good system known for its merits or efficiency or anything else. It’s weaponizing hate and fear and ignorance by bad actors in the pursuit of power. Base avarice. Self serving. Power seeking. Nothing more complicated than that.

That’s because it is.

Pointless resource hogging bloatware.

The American DayDream.

Race was invented by Europeans to divide the working class against itself.

That worked so well that every capitalist country has gone out of their way to reinforce it ever since.

I like to think i was a pretty sharp kid. I had it figured out at the ripe old age of 11 that if you could freely swap blood and organs between different races of people then there wasn’t enough difference between them to bother mentioning.

Trump only ran to stay out of prison. Now he’s ripping the copper out of the walls to get as much money as he can before it all collapses under his ineptitude.

Elon thinks he’s gonna be a trillionaire at the top of a technofeudal oligarchy. (He wants to be Arasaka from Cyberpunk but he’s gonna have a hard time doing that while all his businesses fail.)

Well too bad.

Google really needs to be broken up. They’ve become the Ma Bell of the internet.

From them perhaps.

Venture brothers ass nonsense. 1-888-HENCH.

Been screwed.

Chump and Elon just accelerated shit.

This was always gonna happen.

I bought a Roku smart TV 65in like 5 years ago. Light as a feather and never gave me a minutes trouble. Think I paid like $300 for it.

You are. Definitively. The Sole OneDrive Fan.

So what you’re telling me is communism builds better cars too. Not only does it do everything better, but also cars.

Common CPC W.

Blame BYD? For what? For making a superior product so superior that the US tariffs it 100% to protect domestic shitbox manufacturers from competition because they can’t compete?